Public Service Announcement

Management is announcing the end of the popular "Skittles for Poop" program. This was instituted as a motivational tool for reluctant potty-trainers, and it was even opened up to those who were already potty-trained, in an effort to provide even more incentive. Management thought the program would die a natural death, but it has still been mentioned on the odd day, so we are now proclaiming a formal end. You can no longer come to our house and expect a brightly colored chewy fruity orb of sugar for producing #2 on the big boy potty. Management sincerely hopes this change of policy does not prevent people from visiting, however. Thank you.