Of course, we all knew who the culprit was:
Micah loves hard-boiled eggs! In fact, he often pitches a temper tantrum when I won't allow him to eat more than 2 at a time! But he only eats the egg whites, never the yolks. Usually he leaves them on the table, like a little tip for the serving girl, but obviously one time he had the grand idea of hiding them under the table mat and then enjoying the nice feel of squishing them all around under there.
SO that leaves me with my unusual question: how do you get the smell of rotten eggs out of your beautiful hardwood table? It is indeed a question I never imagined I would be asking!